Funny Minimalist White Unisex Tee - Zero Days Since My Last Awkward Silence
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels lived-in from the first wear. The soft, tubular knit has a gentle broken-in texture and a relaxed drape that settles naturally over the shoulders. A subtle, minimal design sits low on the chest so the shirt reads quiet and thoughtful rather than loud. Wear it for slow mornings, long drives, or evenings around a small fire — it layers easily under a flannel or stands alone with jeans. Sizes run S–4XL and the sturdy double-needle stitching and pre-shrunk, 100% ring-spun cotton promise a shirt that softens without losing shape.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk stability
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched hems for clean lines and durability
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean