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Soft, lived-in tee with a quiet statement. This heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton shirt feels broken-in from day one — the kind you reach for when you want comfort and calm. The minimal, understated front text reads like a private joke for late-night go-getters and creative insomniacs, blending into the fabric yet making a subtle point. It sits relaxed through the shoulders and drapes naturally, so it layers easily beneath a jacket or stands alone during slow mornings. Each shirt is dyed after construction for that vintage color and texture that ages beautifully with wear, becoming more personal with every wash.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — sturdy and soft
- Garment-dyed after construction for vintage texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–4XL, pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Funny Minimalist Tee - 5 AM Is The New 11 AM
$33.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — sturdy and soft
- Garment-dyed after construction for vintage texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–4XL, pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean